Fitna

March 30th, 2008

This is a VERY interesting documentary by a Dutch politician who has received deat threats from muslims. Here he shows, Qu’ran and videos in hand, that stating which “Islam is a religion of peace” is something gratuitous and laughable at.

Sooner or later we will have to realize that war is upon us whether we want to fight it or not. And the sooner we do the better, because this one won’t be fought in distant battlefields; they are here, among us and ready to kill.

Spread the word!

Nueva versión del chikichiki

March 27th, 2008

Bastante mejor que la original la que mandamos.

¡¡¡Teclea, teclea!!!

El javascripy mola mogollón,
funciona en explorer y también en firefox.

Ponle javascripy a esa paginita,
que el javascripy la deja muy bonita.

Abre ventanas,
muestra mensajes,
valida formularios,
mi amol ya tu sabes!

Programan los seniors,
Programan los juniors,
Programa mi jefe con acentos en el function!

Y el javascripy se programa asi:
1-El tag <script>
2-el function vars
3-el alert-confirm
4-el return trú

Programa el javascripy,
Programa el javascripy,
programan los heavys también los frikis

Programan en la offis, programan en la uni,
Programan los fruittis y también los lunnis.

Programa Maradona esnifando una raya,
y Juan Carlos le dice: ¿Porque no usas ajax?

En el formulario de un triste portal,
pusieron javascripy y ya pudo validar

¡¡¡Validar!! ¡¡Validar, validarr, validarrr!!!

Y el javascripy se programa asi:
1-El tag <script>
2-el function vars
3-el alert-confirm
4-el return trú

De lo mejorcito en humor informático que he visto en mucho tiempo…

Line of fire

March 15th, 2008

 

Esta es la canción de Suecia para Eurovisión. Tiene composición, ritmo y buena letra… igualito que el ChikiChiki.

Luego nos preguntaremos por que la gente ve a Suecia como un país desarrollado y España recuerda a toros y paella.

 ¡Qué país..!

A mi querido SoTMaR…

January 18th, 2008

A new version of WordPress is available! Please notify the site administrator.

Tal y como comentaba antes, el trabajo de un administrador nunca termina ;)

Esta vez sí!

January 18th, 2008

El trabajo siguió apilándose, y el pobre Sir_Burn no econtró tiempo para actualizar su blog… hasta hoy.

He de reconocer que, episodios de Heroes aparte, ser administrador de sistemas en una red de cierto tamaño no es tan placentero como yo pensaba. Principalmente son casos PEBKAC pero luego hay ciertas incidencias que requieren no poca dedicación y maña para resolver.

Eso sí, lo que estoy aprendiendo de W2K3 y routing no tiene precio :)

En fin, ya se acerca el inicio de la F1 y -Dios mediante- podré escribir algo este fin de semana.

Un saludo a todos y nos vemos!

De año en año…

November 25th, 2007

¡Hola a todos!

Siento tener tan abandonado el blog… como algunos ya sabréis, en Octubre terminé el CCNA y ya he empezado a trabajar. Entre una cosa y la otra, apenas he tenido tiempo libre para dedicarle a esto.

Ahora que las cosas se empiezan a estabilizar iré subiendo algunas noticias interesantes, fotos y más comentarios sobre Fórmula 1. La temporada 2008 no ha empezado aún y ya tenemos de qué hablar :)

Un saludo y nos vemos por estos lares,

 Sir Burn.

Considerations before Brazil

October 10th, 2007

Absolutely brilliant post by John L Sharp in Ed’s blog.

To be honest, I must admit I’ve supported Ferrari since I started watching Formula 1 and last season I wanted Schumacher to win the WDC sooo badly! I have *never* experienced such powerful emotions watching F1 as I did with the last race in Brazil.

If someone asked me why I love this sport I would play that DVD to him.
In fact I can’t recall Alonso’s celebration, but I definitely remember Schumi waving goodbye and a stupid engineer from Renault with a banner saying ‘Schumacher who?’

Anyway, when the Kaiser left I was really looking forward to see Kimi driving a Ferrari and the oncoming battle with Alonso in his silver arrow: until Monaco ended, I was cheering both red drivers and not him. But then Hamilton started whinging about unfair treatment and things begun getting complicated for Fernando…

The way I see it (and most of Spaniards for that matter), Alonso is the outsider in a British team with a British driver who will do whatever it takes to win - with the collusion of the team leader and the sport’s governing authorities: that’s why RD has openly admitted to be racing Fernando and not Kimi, that’s why Lewis got the crane lift in Germany, that’s why he hasn’t got penalized after the incident with the safety car in Japan, that’s why nothing happened when he urged the stewards to push him from the gravel -endangering their lives as well as his own!- when it is illegal…

And yet the point of no return took place in Hungary. We have a saying in Spain “no hay peor ciego que el que no quiere ver” (there’s no blinder person than the one who doesn’t want to see) which fits the state of denial British press and fans live in about what happened there. Lewis ignored team orders about a previous agreement, Fernando followed the team orders which Hamilton obviously didn’t like (go fucking swivel to RD, let’s not forget) and then Lewis sent his dad to the stewards to complain… against his own team!

We know what happened after that (or part of it, at least), but then everything was a chain of events triggered by Lewis’ attitude. Paradoxically, after everything that has happened since then, the team is all behind Lewis - and then again, let’s not forget that Lewis went to Paris with his own lawyer only to defend himself!

Seeing all that, of course I have started supporting Alonso. This season is not about driving and competing anymore: it’s just a political set-up to have a British F1 champion again no matter how.

At some point Ecclestone must have thought that having a black british champion would maximize the audience… but I’m afraid that it’ll only happen in the UK. You can visit autosport’s forums and check what kind of simpathy Lewis has got amongst die-hard F1 fans around the world.

I want Alonso to win, but only to shut a lot of mouths up. What I’m really looking forward to is for this crappy season to end and have a decent one again in 2008.

Ed Gorman & The Times or why the british press sucks

September 15th, 2007

Every single time facts prove that F1 is not a sport but a complex political game with millions of dollars changing hands: if McLaren was to be found guilty there had to be a way to make Alonso pay for it. The integrity of the british team and particularly their protégé’s had to go unscathed.

And voilá, here we have it: as all the English media is squalling, Alonso has been found in possession of a certain amount of Ferrari’s technical data sent to him by test driver De La Rosa. All correct, we already knew McLaren had been using the stolen information to their benefit (how can they explain their incredible performance leap in only a few months and having to adapt to Bridgestone?). But now we get to the nasty part of the story: according to a reputed boat hack Alonso had allegedly tried to blackmail Ron Dennis to get either preferential status as #1 driver in the team or carte blanche to leave.

Once again and according to the illustrious journo, Ron Dennis went to the FiA himself and said there was new evidence in the case to defuse the situation… which resulted in all their constructor’s points being docked AND a 100 million dollars fine. Quite a stupid thing to do considering that all Alonso wanted was to leave, don’t you think? Wouldn’t it have been easier, cheaper and most importantly, less harmful for McLaren’s image to let him go at the end of the season? Or if  he didn’t want to give in to blackmail… why not fire him on that ground?

There’s one simple explanation: because that conversation between Alonso and Dennis NEVER took place.

Suggesting that the tip-off which lead to the biggest fine in F1 history came from the rogue team’s principal is simply ludicrous - and a sly way to try and picture him as a moron. However, let’s try to get a different perspective on this piece-of-crap rumour…

What IF thanks to it:

a) we retake the old british custom of “blame the foreigner” when something goes wrong?

b) we divert the attention from the fact that -apparently- the whole team had read Ferrari’s dossier?

c) we get rid of Lewis’ only competitor by defaming him and thus making his transition to any other F1 team harder?

It all sounds too familiar for anyone who has studied anglosaxons’ behavior through history. If you can’t defeat your enemy fair and straight, walk the dirty way. Quite ironically they coined the “fair play” term…

There is light at the end of the tunnel though. Alonso has finally decided to shut the fuck up and do what he does best: drive. He won in Monza and he’s got the best times in the free qualifying sessions. Hopefully he’ll leave the rat hole with another championship under his arms and will watch them crash and burn in 2008.

Cheers to that!

Fotos de Cuenca

September 6th, 2007

Ya he colgado las fotos de nuestra visita a Cuenca y celebración del tercer mes. Podéis verlas aquí.

¡Un saludo a todos y un beso para mi hermosa dama!

Ladrones y estafadores (copy & paste)

August 30th, 2007

Si estais pensando iros de vacaciones a Ibiza tener cuidado con el hotel que elegís…

Intentaré no enrollarme mucho, pero queremos que esta historia de la vuelta a todo el mundo. Este hotel está denunciado y queremos hacer correr la voz, darle la peor propaganda y difundirlo por todos los medios. Os pido ayuda para que se haga público, de momento ya ha salido por la televisión en IB3 -un canal de Ibiza- tiene una denuncia en el juzgado y una reclamación. Os detallo brevemente lo sucedido:

Reservamos una habitación triple superior en un hotel de 3 estrellas, media pensión en la zona de San Antonio, Ibiza. El hotel se llama Club San Remo. Los servicios a parte del servicio de habitaciones y limpieza incluían jacuzzi e hidromasaje en la propia habitación además del aire acondicionado.

Bien aquí está la estafa:

Este hotel no tiene habitaciones triples, todas son dobles con cama supletoria.

El servicio de habitaciones no realiza su trabajo hasta las 18.00 horas y no hacen la limpieza de los baños.

No funcionan ni el jacuzzi ni el hidromasaje, la cañería de los grifos está rota, durante unos segundos te abrasas de lo caliente que sale el agua y luego te hielas, no tiene punto medio.

El aire acondicionado está estropeado.

Y LO MEJOR DE TODO ES QUE BAJAS A PONER UNA RECLAMACIÓN Y…. ¡¡TIENEN HOJAS DE RECLAMACIONES GUARDADAS BAJO LLAVE, HASTA QUE APAREZCA EL DIRECTOR O ALGÚN RESPONSABLE!!

¡¡Nos dan largas y el tal-director-invisible no aparece!!

La puerta de salida contra incendios está atascada, con lo que podríamos haber muerto en el intento!! (ved la foto)

Bueno, esto es el resumen, así que os pedimos que difundáis esta historia a ver si así entre todos conseguimos que lo cierren o le quiten las 3 estrellas que no mercen.

¡¡Muchas gracias de antemano a todos!!